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> "Honey, it still works. We can explore variations of y = x^2 to plot parabolas."
> "It takes up all the space in the living room. You're getting that thing out of here today!"
> "NOOOOOOOOO"
this is exactly my mom whenever i bring home a new pc i find in the trash but still works
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If she was supposed to be the one, you're going to regret this decision forever
Good luck in college!
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>>0x000001
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington%27s_teeth
>George Washington ... had at least four sets of dentures he used throughout his life. Made with brass, lead, gold, animal teeth and human teeth
It is kind of crazy to think that the first President was chomping his meals with the teeth from animals and other people
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I played his game, VirtuaVerse. He did the music, sound, and story.
It's cool if you like MBR and the music and art is great, but he really should have hired someone else to do the writing in my opinion.
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>>0x000003
> imagine
"Honey, it still works. We can explore variations of y = x^2 to plot parabolas."
"It takes up all the space in the living room. You're getting that thing out of here today!"
"NOOOOOOOOO"
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>>0x000006
> I don't really understand, can you elaborate?
Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems better to have agency, to be the one making the choices and living with them. Also, better to end it with mutual understanding, "You're going away for school, sad but understandable," than, "Oh yeah, sorry, I've been cheating on you with 20 guys. My bad."
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>>0x000002
> What's your favorite MBR? This is the one I used to listen to the most
> https://masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com/album/interrupt-request
same
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2001, arguement about Israel v Palestine on DBZ forum
https://web.archive.org/web/20010609083738/http://forum.planetnamek.com/Forum2/HTML/015253.html
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nice. Let's see...
https://web.archive.org/web/20010401134219/http://www.planetnamek.com/
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>>0x000004
So it sounds like you made the decision for yourself and not because it wasn't working out.
If true, it could be a lot worse.
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This might be a good time to point out, if you register an account, you can edit your posts when the formatting doesn't work + you can upload a button like mine.
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Maybe you should just post here, brother. Doesn't seem like you know how to post anywhere else.
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> aasddaseafdsasfsasfdadfs
This is not an acceptable level of effort for a new thread on /music/
> anyone else like mbr
But yes, MBR is pretty cool. A lot of his stuff starts to sound the same after you've heard enough of it but he's extremely good at what he does.
What's your favorite MBR? This is the one I used to listen to the most
https://masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com/album/interrupt-request
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>>0x000005
> I never thought about this before. Is this good advice?
its OPEN sourced not OPENED sourced you idiot learn some grammer
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aasddaseafdsasfsasfdadfs goto https://masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com
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She was born and raised in the city we live in, has friends and family she's close with, and doesn't want to leave any time soon. I want to move across the country for college/jobs in my preferred field (CS, yeah yeah, I'm basic)
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What about the relationship has been stopping your career development?
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apparently it was taught that he had wooden teeth for years but they eventually decided that wasn't true.
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>>0x000003
> The sage option is broken now since you added new boards.
ah, good call. I have a bunch of things I want to fix all at once. I'll eventually get to it.
I've been draining too much time into this board lately though so no ETA on that.
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I didn't see exactly what floor I fell through on, but it was probably 15-17.
I didn't realize it was possible to fall through a crack on first step. But my encumbrance was high from best equipment and maxing out torches.
RIP
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Having the stacked equipment slows you down to an uncomfortable speed again, so we are going for SPD, END + HP. Now we should be able to use a torch on every floor and avoid getting ourselves killed while having full observability of the level's resources.
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On floor 13, I've won 2 gambling sessions with Luck 38 so we'll cut that off. I have the Cathode Ray Monitor (best weapon in the game), so there's really nothing left to spend money on except torches and items that reveal the exit early so we can get deeper faster.
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Moving on to level 9, I still can't persuade for shit.
The best armor is good, but the load makes me have to listen to the breathing SFX, so I might go back to raising END. Also raising HP because I don't think it's possible to grind persuade attempts without having good HP as well.
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On level 8, even after grinding PRS to to 37 and DEF to 42 (with armor), I still can't get a successful persuade that is worth the damage I take for the attempt. It's a risk that I won't make it to the next level before I run out of HP, which I have not upgraded at all. My build depends on not taking damage. So we're going to grind here to 2000 BTC and get the best armor in the game.
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Got a level 7 merchant and upgraded to Milanese Armor. At endurance 34 we can get best armor in the game and it's just a matter of having enough money. So now we start upgrading Luck.
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On floor 6, I'm killing creatures with 1 hit at STR 35.
STR 33 is also the strength required for the best weapon in the game,
so that's about time to pivot to raising another stat.
I would like to start persuading, but that requires tanking hits on failed attempts. So reaising DEF, PRS, and END now.
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Now floor 2 has a lot of chests that are dangerously hidden behind cracked floors.
Fuck all those chests, I go for the early exit.
The most dangerous enemy in this game is not paying attention to the cracked floor tiles and falling. No matter how good your build is or whatever, if you fall, it's done, so if there is uncertainty about if its safe to cross one, don't cross it,
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I realized another thing. SPD isn't just a quality of life stat. It lets you grind fast. If you get a high speed, you can grind quickly, and leave floor 1 with ATLATL SPEAR. At this point I don't take damage, but we'll see how that changes on floor 2.
The reason you are incentivized to grind up to a certain point on floor 1 is because you know that you will get a guranteed merchant but after leaving floor 1, you don't know when the next merchant will be.
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Lost that run. I would have shown you the game over screen but it resets to title screen automatically. It should probably be set to change on player input so you can look at your game state to see what happened.
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>>0x000006
> I don't usually start persuading in early game, since it's frustrating to fail and die from attempting it. But maybe I'll try to do it with Sexy Underwear on Floor 1 Before I move on.
No. It's a waste of time to persuade this early.
Probably the most confusing thing to player who haven't looked at the code is how persuasion works. They want to try it out but the chances of it working early game are almost impossible.
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As for starting rings, not really my favorite options here.
+1 SPD feels kind of wasteful since I'm already going to be draining level up points into SPD.
The Valentines Day Ring is good, since it will supplement HP from points we won't be spending on that.
I don't usually start persuading in early game, since it's frustrating to fail and die from attempting it. But maybe I'll try to do it with Sexy Underwear on Floor 1 Before I move on.
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>>0x000004
> I used to max out STR but I'm curious if you can split that with END and start equipping better armor sooner. Haven't decided yet.
Downside of this approach is that, if I had maxed out STR, I would already be close to equipping Nunchucks. I think this is one of those games where the best defense is high offense, so that you never take hits in the first place. But we'll try this out.
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I'm going to adjust my starting to this.
I used to max out STR but I'm curious if you can split that with END and start equipping better armor sooner. Haven't decided yet.
Then on every level I do STR, END, and SPD. I go with those stats early mainly because they're prereq for better armor and weapons. The higher speed is just a quality of life thing that is more important to me than the other stats.
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>>0x000002
> I wonder if nobo will ever make it back to the 40th floor
I tried and just didn't get a run.
When you've never gotten very far before, it's easy to stay patient and work out the most successful procedure. But after that, it's hard to not rush. Maybe I'll try again tonight.
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Hey, sorry you're going through that.
Not doing romance for a while is probably a good idea, since you tend to go into those post-breakup relationships with more IDGAF. You'll end up hurting more feelings. And one day many years into the future you might look back and realize that a girl you rebounded with was better than the original girl you were sad about, but because you were a jaded asshole, you will never get to try again with her.
At the same time, you want to get back in the game before you age out and forget how.
Just remember that once the pattern of breaking up and getting back together starts, it's never going to change. Don't go back. You're literally wasting your life and prolonging the pain by going back.
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>>0x000001
> This is not a shitpost. Let's talk about these dentures. You never think about it when you see the portrait of the famous general that defeated the British but he had cyborg teeth.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington%27s_teeth
Here is some legit properly sourced writing by actual historians about his teeth.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/80nlqr/is_there_any_truth_to_this_article_claiming/
Askhistorians is one of the best places to search about history. The mods delete absolutely everything unless properly academic and sources can be cited either in original comment or upon request.
I got not much to say besides to share the link. Bit the good news is Washington could take them out and give the best blowjobs. He sucked like a champ.
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Hello goeshard,
I have recently broken up with my girlfriend of just over 2 years, as I realized that I want to focus on my own growth and be able to move and pursue a career freely. This is the third (and final) time I've broken up with her, and I don't intend to pursue romance again for a while, if ever.
I already miss her, and it's hard to realize that I'll never get to hug her, hold her, and just be with her again. I still love her, and it hurts how much I broke her heart too.
Do y'all have any advice to move on?
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>>0x00003a
> might be relevant
> https://sites.google.com/view/filozofia-blog-zloha/blogy/pt-iii#h.qysvgigbovqi
This is even more incomprehensible than usual
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This is not a shitpost. Let's talk about these dentures. You never think about it when you see the portrait of the famous general that defeated the British but he had cyborg teeth.
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It's an open source ascii dungeon crawler in vanilla javascript with some visual enhancements. It was made by users on Agora Road. It's pretty compelling for what it is.
You can play it here:
https://milklounge.wang/tardquest/
Code Here:
https://github.com/packardbell95/tardquest
I recommend putting all your starting points into attack so you don't die
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Remember, if you want to disable visibility of any board, you can do so under:
Menu > Board Display Options
https://board.goeshard.org/user/options/board/
You need an account though.
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I wanted to try out the simplicty of having just two boards, /main/ and /trash/. I thought it would make posting about any subject really simple. But it didn't really have that effect.
Maybe signaling to visitors what to post about is the way to go. So we have a bunch of boards again.
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>>0x000004
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
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3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
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>>0x000002
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell porn of herself.
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3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell porn of herself.
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