http://goeshard.org/2025/05/07/do-you-want-to-guest-post-an-article-for-goeshardorg/

https://mega.nz/#F!M0BWTAgb!CuiGOIMGLSuJbwrgv750Fw

viper acappellas and songs

>>0x000001

inb4 🗑️

i never realized the viper fanbase was this gay

not responsible for anything in this folder, it's too much viper to know what all is in it

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1MBFQopEHbHEcRq5laZ1Q8Jj7iHz4hv6A

if you didn't know the viper youtube started uploading the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTiWU7R2Uqo

bloop, the guy who runs it, says the viper accepted a plea deal for 15 years

ok if you never listened to viper in a serious way this is the place to start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyiAMjn1HkI

Ignore the crack sperg text in the intro.

Sorry, I know it's my fault, but I tried on mobile browser and was disappointed because the main character is not moving :(

Perhaps implementing touch event could be a thing?

I hope so.

https://youtu.be/zJQFfc1ci5w?si=e_F3RhYwQCSCI09Z

>>0x000003

> no more a challenge than it is a time-sink.

.

I could experiment with making the despawn time not so fast. It doesn't need to feel like a challenge, it should just feel nice to hit a couple and grab the item as you walk by.

> The swords feels too short.

I agree. I will at least be increasing the hitbox and rethinking the lunge as a second attack.

1. 24.

2. The egg collection is not without its flaws. Sometimes I accidentally moved my character out of the current screen, and [it seems] the nest disappeared and everything reset. On the screen with sparse hens, I occasionally ‘missed’ the full nest because of spending too long chasing the poultry (is it the desired effect?). Overall, it feels that the egg collection is a challenge with no fail-state (id est, failing to collect eggs returns one to the game-state before the egg collection attempt) nor complex strategy/reasoning which makes it no more a challenge than it is a time-sink. The success in this ‘challenge’ does not come with a chance of loss nor does it require any threshold of developed skill/understanding (at worst, an unskilled player will simply take longer) and thus does not feel like a success.

3. Never.

4. The swords feels too short. Realistically, it is roughly the right size [maybe even too big!] for a sword swung so broadly and so often with no fatigue, but in terms of game-play it is often annoying to have to position the character that precisely near a hen. In other words, the decision to hit a hen is lost in translation to action more often than it feels reasonable it be. If the sword is made larger, it could also make sense then to extend the swing cool-down and/or to make the swing trace linger for longer lest it lose its impression of weight.

5. No.

P.S. It is worth noting neither real-time games nor character-controller games are my cup of tea. Given that this example subscribes to both of those categories, my perception of it can be tainted by this genre boundary.

Attack with A

Move with Directions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXYo1ixCxH4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAJtGqul5bQ

Let's find out if these pastes actually get deleted.

https://code.goeshard.org/AM-- this one should be gone a week from now.

https://archive.is/VhLNe-- here's the archived page.

>>0x000008

> Use code GOESHARD to get 20% off your dildo

i luled

>>0x00001b

> art style reminds me of old analog nowhere issues

> https://analognowhere.com

pretty cool and nice style website. I can imagine that having its own thread.

art style reminds me of old analog nowhere issues

https://analognowhere.com

>>0x000001

> lololololololololololololoolol

10 print thats me but basic

20 print too much poking c64s

30 end

bump

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>>0x000004

> I'd do M in the A but S in the V.

other way around for me

I'd do M in the A but S in the V.

hard decision but malia

https://goeshard.itch.io/festers-torment

version 2 beta was released for windows, linux, and macos. there isn't a web version yet because it performs like shit and I haven't fixed it yet.

hola

I'm just throwing this out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ujFyeoa-qs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNbVsDMHIIg

this person can do this all day

This comic is sweet. You should go back to reading it.

> 4 quirky slime jocks from charleston, sc. formed mid 2013.

You can listen to this band's entire discography in under seven minutes.

What a grand band to revive interest in posting to this thread!

Best track to start with:

https://tallgeese.bandcamp.com/track/untitled-3

>>0x000008

> I tried to be a programmer, many times, over several decades. And it just never clicked for me.

It didn't click for me the first times I tried either. But don't take that as a recommendation from me to give it another try. The worst case scenario is this time around will be the time that it does click for you, and you'll waste an enormous amount of your life on software that you wouldn't otherwise waste. :)

I tried to be a programmer, many times, over several decades. And it just never clicked for me.

My inadequacy as a programmer far surpasses you, macho man. Don't let them poo on yoo.

A long time ago the word "teledildonics" popped into my head and I was kinda bummed to find out it was already a thing because I wanted to make it a thing, but my idea was far dumber anyway.

Use code GOESHARD to get 20% off your dildo

>>0x000006

Some people would like that and other people would rather be in control themselves. It just needs to "do the thing" in response to input. Since you're already having this abstract kind of sex you don't necessarily need to be bound by the limitations of real sex.

Put the dildo on a mechanical motor that moves exactly the way your penis is moving into a fleshlight with sensers. Thats what they would need to make.

teledildonics is a good word

is it like when the camgirls have a device in their hooha that can be triggered by users over the stream when they donate?

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