I FUCKING HATE ALLERGIES

I FUCKING HATE BLOWING MY NOSE EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUES

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m on to something big. I was going through some public posts by Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast and I am 100% certain the two of them have a murder-suicide pact. If you alternately take the first letter from each of their tweets over the past 6 months, it spells something:

“Vapid parasites reap what we sow. Death soon. 16 of you worthless peasants will die with us. Your reckoning comes. Chains, poison, razors. Our lives are meaningless. We end the misery next April. Our blood will rain on Honolulu. 81-88”

Most of this is self-explanatory but a few things need explaining. Obviously they have become woke as to what they are. “Vapid parasites with “meaningless” lives. That much is self evident but why 16 people, why April and what is “81-88”? And why Honolulu in Hawaii?

Next April will be the 81st anniversary of Hitler’s death. That’s the 81. And 88 is a common code for Heil Hitler because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So now we can be certain that they are white people.

And Honolulu, Hawaii? “HH” again!!! Also Honolulu has 8 letters. Another Hitler connection! It all started to come together.

It took awhile to figure out why 16 people would have to die with them. Then I remembered Columbine happened in April. 16 people died in Columbine (one was only recently related to wounds they sustained.) AND Columbine has 8 letters JUST LIKE HONOLULU (AKA HITLER).

So from what I can tell, in April 2026 Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast are going to Honolulu, Hawaii (HH) and they are going to take 16 people against their will (chains). They will poison the people and just to be certain they all die, they will slit their own throats with razors.

Also February is the Super Bowl.

Let's all take a moment to remember and appreciate Karmelkorn. What were your favorite flavors? Butter? Cheese? Carmel? Or the classic mix of all three?

Hello and welcome back, this is the topical discussion on the Morning Breeze on NBS Television, my name is Simon Kaggwa Njala. We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr, should I call you Mr? Pepe Julian Onziema! Thank you for coming in, good morning. Why are you gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRvscK5vPc

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here goes all I, s_p, have said and "defended", want to make things clear. Anyone here from (my former presence on) "schizoforum" will know. and those who wont, well, will be a really interesting read.

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within few offenses (cross-linking on forum, putting things in AI from forum (f.), pasting sections from f. on my few webs (about 00s-10s culture), being "annoying" (while i had "time lord victorious moment", thinking i do right/helpful/needful thing) [youtube posting, links, shitpost in chat...]. what "break camel's back" and marked me as persona nongrata was "fanfic"...

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what i wrote next (below, in quotes) is plus-minus similar-samee-sh to your e-mail. i am sorry (and i do it again...) if i cry out but i just want to let others know my point,

tho i think they heard it (in chat, before ban, at interrogation/intervention) already and i just want to put things straight,

tho i for sure wouldn't think it will change anything, because i was a snobbish arrogant fool anyway, waaaay before. But what i didn't expect was to get banned over "hehe funny thread" or "this is how i think you see me, folks" 'confession'. Maybe I still don't get it, but it is weird to see (on) "we are not reddit"-forum (to/that) delves into its dead ("normie") ("everyone i dont like is Hitler/banned!"-)era, - everybody in chat and no one on boards/in threads... (and if, it looks like #58th thread ~on some type of "metal music" offshoot~ by ####, which is funny-sad-mad to me; and newbie threads, and threads that are digged deep so they come out only when other same is made after year or three (XD)...)

about chat (phrase I remember (and bugged me,) reading) before ban - it was Vit(?), saying ~ "vwmaster(1) at least contributed art to forum" (which makes me intrigued but what should I care, right...) - and someone replied to her (or me) that they (who, i forgot/havent noticed) "[i] thought [you/he] were chill(...)" >

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three more hours to wait

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i make an account, nobodies.

waiting for new features!!

What is crazy about the bread? Is it the cheese? Then it would be cheese bread. Is it filled with mercury which would cause mad hatter's disease? Then how would it be legal to sell it? And how could the Joker eat it without dying?

LE FUGIN GO LE FUGIN GO

WAKE UP

DON'T DIE ON ME

WAKE UP, THE ACCIDENT WASN'T YOUR FAULT!

THIS BOARD WILL NOT DIE!!!

(im new :3)

ask me anything

i cant fap to porn since they cut my adderall prescription

i nut faster than a squirrel pope getting benediction

i stuff crystal meth up my butt btw did i mention

got me jacking off for 12 hours to ruroni kenshin

put a merkin on my gherkin when I'm lurking

at the walmart under grocery carts where they catch me jerking

tryna match my autism but they can't cause I'm sperging

pop out and greet you like I'm working but my meat out

and i'm twerking as i skeet

real niggas already know how it be

I leave it to the American people to decide.

https://csipresident.fandom.com/wiki/Malia_Obama

https://csipresident.fandom.com/wiki/Sasha_Obama

https://bharatchan.com/

idk

Now, is there a way we can celebrate AIDS month with a red theme and pictures of the HIV virus to raise awareness. We've all been talking in the IRC chan and we all agree that we need to take responsibility for our past. It is a known fact that the members here are collectively responsible for at least 23% of new HIV infections in the years 2019-2022.

When we received word of this, we sprung into action and I'd like to continue this momentum with a kickstarter where we give anime girl figurines to supporters. The bigger the donation, the more obese the lady figurine will be. This will be the case since we know that the heftier the anime figurine, the more sought after it is according to our research.

(this is a test post since I don't know much about image board formatting and pic uploading)

stick with this one for the reverse language policing lulz

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