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I FUCKING HATE ALLERGIES
I FUCKING HATE BLOWING MY NOSE EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUES
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello I am a tree.
In my defense, and on behalf of all trees, I just have to say, do you think you fucking worthless humans don't deserve this? I get we're in a symbiotic relationship. We produce oxygen and we absorb carbon dioxide. But you motherfuckers have the audacity to start complaining about "oh my allergies!" and "oh no pollen!" after you've spend half of your obnoxious existence just FARTING and RIPPING ASS into the atmosphere that WE absorb? You think we like that shit? It fucking DISGUSTING. We don't have tastebuds, but we DO experience something analogous to what you creatures would call "feisty spice". Do you really think we like feeling that nasty noxious gas flowing through our axils and veins? NO. We fucking don't. So before you keep whining about allergies, how about this instead: SHUT YOUR ASSES UP!
Sincerely, fuck you
-Trees
>>0x000003
alright humans vs trees it is then. it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree except genetically modified ones with no allergens.
humans on top son
>>0x000004
> it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree
I know just the man for the job
>>0x000004
> alright humans vs trees it is then. it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree except genetically modified ones with no allergens.
Trees existed before humans. And trees will outlast humans
allergies are killing me as well. Something is off about this Summer, its like Spring allergy season never ended.
I’m on to something big. I was going through some public posts by Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast and I am 100% certain the two of them have a murder-suicide pact. If you alternately take the first letter from each of their tweets over the past 6 months, it spells something:
“Vapid parasites reap what we sow. Death soon. 16 of you worthless peasants will die with us. Your reckoning comes. Chains, poison, razors. Our lives are meaningless. We end the misery next April. Our blood will rain on Honolulu. 81-88”
Most of this is self-explanatory but a few things need explaining. Obviously they have become woke as to what they are. “Vapid parasites with “meaningless” lives. That much is self evident but why 16 people, why April and what is “81-88”? And why Honolulu in Hawaii?
Next April will be the 81st anniversary of Hitler’s death. That’s the 81. And 88 is a common code for Heil Hitler because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So now we can be certain that they are white people.
And Honolulu, Hawaii? “HH” again!!! Also Honolulu has 8 letters. Another Hitler connection! It all started to come together.
It took awhile to figure out why 16 people would have to die with them. Then I remembered Columbine happened in April. 16 people died in Columbine (one was only recently related to wounds they sustained.) AND Columbine has 8 letters JUST LIKE HONOLULU (AKA HITLER).
So from what I can tell, in April 2026 Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast are going to Honolulu, Hawaii (HH) and they are going to take 16 people against their will (chains). They will poison the people and just to be certain they all die, they will slit their own throats with razors.
Also February is the Super Bowl.
I've never considered moving a shit post out of the trash more than now.
I wish more people would do their research like this. :)
Let's all take a moment to remember and appreciate Karmelkorn. What were your favorite flavors? Butter? Cheese? Carmel? Or the classic mix of all three?
I don't think I've ever seen one of those. Is that just a movie popcorn place?
>>0x000002
> I don't think I've ever seen one of those. Is that just a movie popcorn place?
Basically yes. They were at shopping malls in the 90s and 2000s. I think there might be some left, but it has been a long time since I've seen one. They sold bags and cups of popcorn for casual munching while you shopped
Hello and welcome back, this is the topical discussion on the Morning Breeze on NBS Television, my name is Simon Kaggwa Njala. We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr, should I call you Mr? Pepe Julian Onziema! Thank you for coming in, good morning. Why are you gay?
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Maybe you should just post here, brother. Doesn't seem like you know how to post anywhere else.
three more hours to wait
>>0x000002
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell porn of herself.
3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
>>0x000004
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
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i make an account, nobodies.
waiting for new features!!
>>0x000001
Yes, it's too bad our button links will not show in /trash/ :( :( :( :(
Time to post in /main/ :) :) :) :)
>>0x000003
> You made an account on an imageboard? What's the point?
https://goeshard.org/2025/07/15/updates-coming-to-the-board/#promote-quality-posting
