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I FUCKING HATE ALLERGIES
I FUCKING HATE BLOWING MY NOSE EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUES
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello I am a tree.
In my defense, and on behalf of all trees, I just have to say, do you think you fucking worthless humans don't deserve this? I get we're in a symbiotic relationship. We produce oxygen and we absorb carbon dioxide. But you motherfuckers have the audacity to start complaining about "oh my allergies!" and "oh no pollen!" after you've spend half of your obnoxious existence just FARTING and RIPPING ASS into the atmosphere that WE absorb? You think we like that shit? It fucking DISGUSTING. We don't have tastebuds, but we DO experience something analogous to what you creatures would call "feisty spice". Do you really think we like feeling that nasty noxious gas flowing through our axils and veins? NO. We fucking don't. So before you keep whining about allergies, how about this instead: SHUT YOUR ASSES UP!
Sincerely, fuck you
-Trees
>>0x000003
alright humans vs trees it is then. it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree except genetically modified ones with no allergens.
humans on top son
>>0x000004
> it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree
I know just the man for the job
>>0x000004
> alright humans vs trees it is then. it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree except genetically modified ones with no allergens.
Trees existed before humans. And trees will outlast humans
allergies are killing me as well. Something is off about this Summer, its like Spring allergy season never ended.
I’m on to something big. I was going through some public posts by Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast and I am 100% certain the two of them have a murder-suicide pact. If you alternately take the first letter from each of their tweets over the past 6 months, it spells something:
“Vapid parasites reap what we sow. Death soon. 16 of you worthless peasants will die with us. Your reckoning comes. Chains, poison, razors. Our lives are meaningless. We end the misery next April. Our blood will rain on Honolulu. 81-88”
Most of this is self-explanatory but a few things need explaining. Obviously they have become woke as to what they are. “Vapid parasites with “meaningless” lives. That much is self evident but why 16 people, why April and what is “81-88”? And why Honolulu in Hawaii?
Next April will be the 81st anniversary of Hitler’s death. That’s the 81. And 88 is a common code for Heil Hitler because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So now we can be certain that they are white people.
And Honolulu, Hawaii? “HH” again!!! Also Honolulu has 8 letters. Another Hitler connection! It all started to come together.
It took awhile to figure out why 16 people would have to die with them. Then I remembered Columbine happened in April. 16 people died in Columbine (one was only recently related to wounds they sustained.) AND Columbine has 8 letters JUST LIKE HONOLULU (AKA HITLER).
So from what I can tell, in April 2026 Taylor Swift and Mr. Beast are going to Honolulu, Hawaii (HH) and they are going to take 16 people against their will (chains). They will poison the people and just to be certain they all die, they will slit their own throats with razors.
Also February is the Super Bowl.
I've never considered moving a shit post out of the trash more than now.
I wish more people would do their research like this. :)
Let's all take a moment to remember and appreciate Karmelkorn. What were your favorite flavors? Butter? Cheese? Carmel? Or the classic mix of all three?
I don't think I've ever seen one of those. Is that just a movie popcorn place?
>>0x000002
> I don't think I've ever seen one of those. Is that just a movie popcorn place?
Basically yes. They were at shopping malls in the 90s and 2000s. I think there might be some left, but it has been a long time since I've seen one. They sold bags and cups of popcorn for casual munching while you shopped
Hello and welcome back, this is the topical discussion on the Morning Breeze on NBS Television, my name is Simon Kaggwa Njala. We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr, should I call you Mr? Pepe Julian Onziema! Thank you for coming in, good morning. Why are you gay?
Recently had the chance to dive into the world of teledildonics for the first time, and I’m genuinely excited about the possibilities this technology opens up.
For those who haven’t heard of it before, teledildonics is a fascinating field of technology that allows for remote interaction with sex toys via the internet. Essentially, it lets you connect with someone on a physical level, even if you're miles apart. Imagine sending or receiving sensations from your partner through a device—it's like bridging the gap between virtual and physical intimacy.
in the early 00s I found a website all about teledildonics. It was peak turn of the century web design. It mostly talked about specultive tech that was coming and the idea of teledildonics, complete with 90s style renders
>>0x00000e
> /trash/ is leaking into /tech/
yeah I was thinking about that yesterday.
This is an old thread that was started by users who have either gone anon or will never come back. I can't imagine this is a popular subject for future users either, so while it could have been a longer valid discussion if the original people stayed, in practice it just causes dildos to appear on /tech/
My preferred solution would be just more /tech/ threads with more good images, and this will get buried on its own. But if that doesn't happen maybe it is best to just /trash/ this.
edit: fuck it, lets trash this thing. If the board moved fast I would leave it but it doesn't.
here goes all I, s_p, have said and "defended", want to make things clear. Anyone here from (my former presence on) "schizoforum" will know. and those who wont, well, will be a really interesting read.
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within few offenses (cross-linking on forum, putting things in AI from forum (f.), pasting sections from f. on my few webs (about 00s-10s culture), being "annoying" (while i had "time lord victorious moment", thinking i do right/helpful/needful thing) [youtube posting, links, shitpost in chat...]. what "break camel's back" and marked me as persona nongrata was "fanfic"...
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what i wrote next (below, in quotes) is plus-minus similar-samee-sh to your e-mail. i am sorry (and i do it again...) if i cry out but i just want to let others know my point,
tho i think they heard it (in chat, before ban, at interrogation/intervention) already and i just want to put things straight,
tho i for sure wouldn't think it will change anything, because i was a snobbish arrogant fool anyway, waaaay before. But what i didn't expect was to get banned over "hehe funny thread" or "this is how i think you see me, folks" 'confession'. Maybe I still don't get it, but it is weird to see (on) "we are not reddit"-forum (to/that) delves into its dead ("normie") ("everyone i dont like is Hitler/banned!"-)era, - everybody in chat and no one on boards/in threads... (and if, it looks like #58th thread ~on some type of "metal music" offshoot~ by ####, which is funny-sad-mad to me; and newbie threads, and threads that are digged deep so they come out only when other same is made after year or three (XD)...)
about chat (phrase I remember (and bugged me,) reading) before ban - it was Vit(?), saying ~ "vwmaster(1) at least contributed art to forum" (which makes me intrigued but what should I care, right...) - and someone replied to her (or me) that they (who, i forgot/havent noticed) "[i] thought [you/he] were chill(...)" >
>>0x000037
* i wrote back like that because i wanted to reply back really fast lotta people (chat, hot topics). when keeb goes faster than sorting thoughts, it ...becomes schizopost, esp. when you want to say all things at once... like when Homer wanted to say lot of things at once and so Marge says "you must articulate before you want to say something!".
>>0x000036
> I would rather have Vit back.
> https://vitnira.github.io/digital-nemeton/2025/06/24/agoravent/
The best scenario would be to bring back porc and vit, vit learns how to use the ignore function and ignores porc, eris is banned for life, and mods learn how to actually use xenforo
>>0x00003a
> might be relevant
> https://sites.google.com/view/filozofia-blog-zloha/blogy/pt-iii#h.qysvgigbovqi
This is even more incomprehensible than usual
>>0x00003b
> This is even more incomprehensible than usual
yes (sadly), idk what i meant by that now, when i sent it now, and now that i want to decypher wtf that is/was - prolly was angsty after i (guess) was banned, bumping all-related stuff on main page after pasting same list of threads to each-selves (each also-on list).
43/F/Nebraska
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Maybe you should just post here, brother. Doesn't seem like you know how to post anywhere else.
three more hours to wait
>>0x000002
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell porn of herself.
3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
>>0x000004
> 3 more hours to wait, for this woman to turn 18 and sell videos of her eating her own shit.
ez
