I want you to post I wouldn't call it a chan because it's a huge departure from Futaba imageboards and has different goals; it's a glorified guestbook that cuts through posts to find the best ones to feature on goeshard.org
What is crazy about the bread? Is it the cheese? Then it would be cheese bread. Is it filled with mercury which would cause mad hatter's disease? Then how would it be legal to sell it? And how could the Joker eat it without dying?