extremely relatable post, brother.

something this close to the human condition does not belong on /trash/

but alas we must suffer in rubbish bins of our mucous tissue.

The trees, the grass, the molds... they have raped and pillaged for too long.

#metoo

Hello I am a tree.

In my defense, and on behalf of all trees, I just have to say, do you think you fucking worthless humans don't deserve this? I get we're in a symbiotic relationship. We produce oxygen and we absorb carbon dioxide. But you motherfuckers have the audacity to start complaining about "oh my allergies!" and "oh no pollen!" after you've spend half of your obnoxious existence just FARTING and RIPPING ASS into the atmosphere that WE absorb? You think we like that shit? It fucking DISGUSTING. We don't have tastebuds, but we DO experience something analogous to what you creatures would call "feisty spice". Do you really think we like feeling that nasty noxious gas flowing through our axils and veins? NO. We fucking don't. So before you keep whining about allergies, how about this instead: SHUT YOUR ASSES UP!

Sincerely, fuck you

-Trees

>>0x000004

> it's time for us artificially create the air and live in biomes and nuke every tree

I know just the man for the job