Now floor 2 has a lot of chests that are dangerously hidden behind cracked floors.
Fuck all those chests, I go for the early exit.
The most dangerous enemy in this game is not paying attention to the cracked floor tiles and falling. No matter how good your build is or whatever, if you fall, it's done, so if there is uncertainty about if its safe to cross one, don't cross it,
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I realized another thing. SPD isn't just a quality of life stat. It lets you grind fast. If you get a high speed, you can grind quickly, and leave floor 1 with ATLATL SPEAR. At this point I don't take damage, but we'll see how that changes on floor 2.
The reason you are incentivized to grind up to a certain point on floor 1 is because you know that you will get a guranteed merchant but after leaving floor 1, you don't know when the next merchant will be.
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Lost that run. I would have shown you the game over screen but it resets to title screen automatically. It should probably be set to change on player input so you can look at your game state to see what happened.
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>>0x000006
> I don't usually start persuading in early game, since it's frustrating to fail and die from attempting it. But maybe I'll try to do it with Sexy Underwear on Floor 1 Before I move on.
No. It's a waste of time to persuade this early.
Probably the most confusing thing to player who haven't looked at the code is how persuasion works. They want to try it out but the chances of it working early game are almost impossible.
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As for starting rings, not really my favorite options here.
+1 SPD feels kind of wasteful since I'm already going to be draining level up points into SPD.
The Valentines Day Ring is good, since it will supplement HP from points we won't be spending on that.
I don't usually start persuading in early game, since it's frustrating to fail and die from attempting it. But maybe I'll try to do it with Sexy Underwear on Floor 1 Before I move on.
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> I used to max out STR but I'm curious if you can split that with END and start equipping better armor sooner. Haven't decided yet.
Downside of this approach is that, if I had maxed out STR, I would already be close to equipping Nunchucks. I think this is one of those games where the best defense is high offense, so that you never take hits in the first place. But we'll try this out.
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I'm going to adjust my starting to this.
I used to max out STR but I'm curious if you can split that with END and start equipping better armor sooner. Haven't decided yet.
Then on every level I do STR, END, and SPD. I go with those stats early mainly because they're prereq for better armor and weapons. The higher speed is just a quality of life thing that is more important to me than the other stats.
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>>0x000002
> I wonder if nobo will ever make it back to the 40th floor
I tried and just didn't get a run.
When you've never gotten very far before, it's easy to stay patient and work out the most successful procedure. But after that, it's hard to not rush. Maybe I'll try again tonight.
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Hey, sorry you're going through that.
Not doing romance for a while is probably a good idea, since you tend to go into those post-breakup relationships with more IDGAF. You'll end up hurting more feelings. And one day many years into the future you might look back and realize that a girl you rebounded with was better than the original girl you were sad about, but because you were a jaded asshole, you will never get to try again with her.
At the same time, you want to get back in the game before you age out and forget how.
Just remember that once the pattern of breaking up and getting back together starts, it's never going to change. Don't go back. You're literally wasting your life and prolonging the pain by going back.
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>>0x000001
> This is not a shitpost. Let's talk about these dentures. You never think about it when you see the portrait of the famous general that defeated the British but he had cyborg teeth.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington%27s_teeth
Here is some legit properly sourced writing by actual historians about his teeth.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/80nlqr/is_there_any_truth_to_this_article_claiming/
Askhistorians is one of the best places to search about history. The mods delete absolutely everything unless properly academic and sources can be cited either in original comment or upon request.
I got not much to say besides to share the link. Bit the good news is Washington could take them out and give the best blowjobs. He sucked like a champ.
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Hello goeshard,
I have recently broken up with my girlfriend of just over 2 years, as I realized that I want to focus on my own growth and be able to move and pursue a career freely. This is the third (and final) time I've broken up with her, and I don't intend to pursue romance again for a while, if ever.
I already miss her, and it's hard to realize that I'll never get to hug her, hold her, and just be with her again. I still love her, and it hurts how much I broke her heart too.
Do y'all have any advice to move on?
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>>0x00003a
> might be relevant
> https://sites.google.com/view/filozofia-blog-zloha/blogy/pt-iii#h.qysvgigbovqi
This is even more incomprehensible than usual
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This is not a shitpost. Let's talk about these dentures. You never think about it when you see the portrait of the famous general that defeated the British but he had cyborg teeth.
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It's an open source ascii dungeon crawler in vanilla javascript with some visual enhancements. It was made by users on Agora Road. It's pretty compelling for what it is.
You can play it here:
https://milklounge.wang/tardquest/
Code Here:
https://github.com/packardbell95/tardquest
I recommend putting all your starting points into attack so you don't die
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Remember, if you want to disable visibility of any board, you can do so under:
Menu > Board Display Options
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You need an account though.
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I wanted to try out the simplicty of having just two boards, /main/ and /trash/. I thought it would make posting about any subject really simple. But it didn't really have that effect.
Maybe signaling to visitors what to post about is the way to go. So we have a bunch of boards again.
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