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> 4 quirky slime jocks from charleston, sc. formed mid 2013.
You can listen to this band's entire discography in under seven minutes.
What a grand band to revive interest in posting to this thread!
Best track to start with:
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Mastodon started as a cozy little refuge from Twitter’s endless political yelling—a place where people could share art, cat pics, and maybe actually have a chill conversation for once. It was like, “Finally, somewhere I won’t be bombarded with hot takes every five seconds!”
But slowly, the more “enthusiastic” voices found their way in. Extremists from all sides started carving out their own little corners, turning Mastodon into a maze of echo chambers.
Those cool niche communities? The peaceful social media dream? Well, it’s still there… somewhere. You just have to dodge the pockets of zealots treating it like Twitter, all eagerly shouting past each other.
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> I tried to be a programmer, many times, over several decades. And it just never clicked for me.
It didn't click for me the first times I tried either. But don't take that as a recommendation from me to give it another try. The worst case scenario is this time around will be the time that it does click for you, and you'll waste an enormous amount of your life on software that you wouldn't otherwise waste. :)
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I tried to be a programmer, many times, over several decades. And it just never clicked for me.
My inadequacy as a programmer far surpasses you, macho man. Don't let them poo on yoo.
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A long time ago the word "teledildonics" popped into my head and I was kinda bummed to find out it was already a thing because I wanted to make it a thing, but my idea was far dumber anyway.
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Use code GOESHARD to get 20% off your dildo
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Some people would like that and other people would rather be in control themselves. It just needs to "do the thing" in response to input. Since you're already having this abstract kind of sex you don't necessarily need to be bound by the limitations of real sex.
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Put the dildo on a mechanical motor that moves exactly the way your penis is moving into a fleshlight with sensers. Thats what they would need to make.
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teledildonics is a good word
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> cock->fleshlight->internet->dildo->hole
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yes, but that is the least exciting uses I can think of. Here's what I'm looking forward to. Imagine two people have corresponding devices.
cock->fleshlight->internet->dildo->hole
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is it like when the camgirls have a device in their hooha that can be triggered by users over the stream when they donate?
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Recently had the chance to dive into the world of teledildonics for the first time, and I’m genuinely excited about the possibilities this technology opens up.
For those who haven’t heard of it before, teledildonics is a fascinating field of technology that allows for remote interaction with sex toys via the internet. Essentially, it lets you connect with someone on a physical level, even if you're miles apart. Imagine sending or receiving sensations from your partner through a device—it's like bridging the gap between virtual and physical intimacy.
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> the new thread form is gone
Unfortunately retards are consistently failing to put their terrible threads in the /trash/ which I specifically gave them for that purpose. From now on, you need an account to open a new thread.
It's very easy to make an account: https://goeshard.org/accounts/signup/
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the new thread form is gone
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/meta/ :: 👥 ask question, make suggestion, give feedback, report bug, report post, and practice posting
Just a catchall thread for
> asking a question
> making a suggestion
> giving feedback on the site.
> reporting some kind of bug
Be sure to read: https://goeshard.org/thread/posting-guide/
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Low effort (useless) posts do not belong on /main/
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This is a terrible game prototype inspired by games like Vampire Survivor. It's not very good but I made it and you can try it out in your browser.
Just kill stuff, collect the silver drops, get upgrades when you level up. I made it pretty easy since there is no point in making a shitty, unfinished game difficult.
If you're having trouble, try putting one point onto bullet_damage and every other point into fire_cooldown until you are able to easily kill anything. Grab a max_hp upgrade if you're close to dying. Then increase your bullet_scale and oscillation and whatever else you want.
If you have any ideas what I could do to make this better, feel free to let me know and I might come back to it.
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Formed October 1999, Watertown, MA, United States
Disbanded August 2000
https://roboticempire.bandcamp.com/album/hassan-i-sabbah-self-titled-7
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>literal synthwave, chillsynth, and hypnagogic pop is "vaporwave" now
>but music that sounds indistinguishable from 99% of any other vaporwave isnt vaporwave now just because they happened to sample their own original music
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from Barcelona, Spain.
~2005-2008
I like this one the best.
https://reactionreaction.bandcamp.com/track/malditos-roedores
Shout outs to
"The girl I used to fuck two years ago was a man."
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I can't not mention Vlado Petrik from Chile who they share an EP and 4-way split with.
There's also Spectres (San Francisco) and The Short Blooming (Germany) on the 4-way split.
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An emoviolence band from Mexico that 90% of the time is going to give you short, fast songs with a lot of chaos. They do like to change it up a bit. Occasionally you can hear that they've added some subtle synthesizer to the bass line. They don't bring this out often, but when they do it gets you moving. And the vocalist can be very precise with timing when he wants to be. Unfortunately most of the time he's just going to default on the powerviolence dog barking that you either love or hate.
https://zarathustrahbk70s.bandcamp.com/album/discography
Mostly have to recommend this band to people looking for a solid powerviolence act that is occasionally trying out some different ideas. It's impressive when you find this type of music actually making you snap your fingers and tap your foot. But maybe those moments are too rare and far inbetween.
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