i cant fap to porn since they cut my adderall prescription

i nut faster than a squirrel pope getting benediction

i stuff crystal meth up my butt btw did i mention

got me jacking off for 12 hours to ruroni kenshin

put a merkin on my gherkin when I'm lurking

at the walmart under grocery carts where they catch me jerking

tryna match my autism but they can't cause I'm sperging

pop out and greet you like I'm working but my meat out

and i'm twerking as i skeet

real niggas already know how it be