I want you to post I wouldn't call it a chan because it's a huge departure from Futaba imageboards and has different goals;
it's a glorified guestbook that cuts through posts to find the best ones to feature on goeshard.org
Account registrations are open | Anonymous posting is enabled
Hello. This is /main/ where good posts go. If your post is shit, it goes in the /trash/ ... simple right?
Many posts on this board are made by anonymous users, nobody. So if you make a post without registering an account and logging in, that's who you will be. You won't be able to edit or delete anything you post. I mostly have this so that it's easy for a random passerby to try posting on the site.
If you want to have a name that is yours, you can register an account. I recommend not revealing too much personal information if you choose to do this, since this is the Internet.
The benefits of having your own account: you can delete and edit your posts, you don't have to do captchas, you have less cooldown time to wait between posts, and you can use the shorturl service at https://this.goeshard.org
So... What do you think?
It's pretty annoying when you post a YouTube link and it won't show it without going to YouTube...
but there isn't much we can do about that.
Here is a dog.
You'll notice if the OP has a thumbnail image that is very wide, it doesn't fit the catalog card as nicely as the square ones. It doesn't have to be perfect, and quality content is always more important than format. But it's worth thinking about.
I know. While I still get logs of things that are posted here and will periodically return to see how things are doing, I consider this site to be a portfolio project more than anything. You're welcome to use it if you like it.
Welcome to the deadzone, fam.
when the thread is too long
1. Sometimes a thread is trashed because the OP chose to put it there. This is a very respectable poster. They do not get warnings.
2. Sometimes a thread lives on /main/ for a short time: days, weeks, months. It's because I initially assume that it's possible it will become a better thread and have opted to give it a chance. But as time passes it becomes clear that it's just noise that signals other posters to continue in directions I don't want to see on the front page anymore. I don't hold this against the poster, since I myself was willing to try it out. It just didn't work out, so no warning is issued.
3. When a post gets a warning, it's because I immediately had to move it there for obviously having no redeeming value, or because something was posted in a thread it shouldn't have been so I moved it into a trashed thread. I will try to always state why I issued warning so that you can see what not to do by lurking /trash/.
The TLDR, is that having your thread moved to the /trash/ is not that serious. If you post on /main/ and it doesn't work out, it's not the end of the world.
Where are your favorite places to go?
Where do you hope to go someday?
What do you like best about getting to a place?
What do you like best about being in a place?
How have new places surprised you?
Post your thoughts!
>>0x000002
> I must have the opposite of wanderlust.
> I rarely want to leave to go far anymore, although I like to leave to go nearby.
> Sometimes I am forced to travel though. And usually once it's moving along, I'm glad to do it.
Limited travel is still travel. What do you like about going somewhere nearby?
Construction season has started in my area this week, so a lot of the highways and freeways have been mostly shut down. Good thing I already got a big summer trip out of the way already
One of my favorite places to travel is through the Idaho panhandle on I-90. The whole area is mountainous, so the driving has lots of twists and turns from high places. It's as exciting as it is gorgeous
Stonehenge.
fantasy, first pic
reality, second pic
I'd like to travel to Germany eventually (am American)
>>0x000004
> Stonehenge.
> fantasy, first pic
> reality, second pic
Still quite a sight to see. Did you decypher it yet?
>>0x000005
> I'd like to travel to Germany eventually (am American)
Germany is beautiful. What's stopping you from taking the trip?
> Germany is beautiful. What's stopping you from taking the trip?
Money; I'm saving up for community college
they have the technology you know
Recently had the chance to dive into the world of teledildonics for the first time, and I’m genuinely excited about the possibilities this technology opens up.
For those who haven’t heard of it before, teledildonics is a fascinating field of technology that allows for remote interaction with sex toys via the internet. Essentially, it lets you connect with someone on a physical level, even if you're miles apart. Imagine sending or receiving sensations from your partner through a device—it's like bridging the gap between virtual and physical intimacy.
A long time ago the word "teledildonics" popped into my head and I was kinda bummed to find out it was already a thing because I wanted to make it a thing, but my idea was far dumber anyway.
thanks for bumping the best thread on the site
no, i mean it
Just testing out the new sage feature. This post should not bump.
in the early 00s I found a website all about teledildonics. It was peak turn of the century web design. It mostly talked about specultive tech that was coming and the idea of teledildonics, complete with 90s style renders
Is it because of my inadequacy as a programmer?
Anyone else ever play xbill?
:)
There is going to be a new season in August. The trailer just came out today.
theories from over analyzing the frames:
It looks like Boomhauer has a kid or something
Bobby is some kind of sushi chef. There isn't enough information to know if he's good at it or not.
Spoiler alert: the show will be bad
>>0x000004
> Spoiler alert: the show will be bad
I'm prepared for that outcome.
But Mike Judge did a good a job with 2022 Beavis and Butthead. That being said, I think B&B is an easier format than KOTH.
I tell ya, I was out there kickin’ Commie butts, fifty at a time, with nothin’ but my gumption! Ol’ Cotton Hill was a legend, but my boy Hank? Whinin’ and fussin’ like a dang infant. Whole neighborhood couldn’t stand that racket, everyone hated that baby.
There used to be a /meta/ board. We got rid of it because it was dead. Here's a thread instead.
NEW FEATURES
- added a button on the thread's list view page that lets you sort in reverse. This makes it easier to post to the top of long threads instead of scrolling to the bottom. It will remember your preference for each thread. [picrel]
- hide new posts on the Latest Posts page if the user has hid the thread they are in.
The best time to suggest something for this board is while I'm working on it.
This offer to care about your opinion is limited time.
> sage checkbox on post to prevent it from bumping
Done.
Other sites have strict rules about when it's appropriate to sage. I don't think this board really needs that. But if someone feels more comfortable replying to an old thread with a sage option, you can now.
> load embed content from URL on hover instead of on visible
Done.
On a thread with one embed and a few posts, it might not be obvious why this helps.
But look at a thread filled with embed links and you'll see why I did this update.
I put labels on all the posting form fields. It's a lot more clear what you're looking at.
I could experiment with putting the posting form in a draggable box.
https://board.goeshard.org/thread/little-caesars-crazy-bread/
This is actually a good enough thread for /main/ that I almost moved it out of /trash/
but I don't want to take away user agency; maybe the user doesn't want their post on the front page.
It seems there are cases where what seems like a shitpost actually prompts responses about a topic,
in which case do such threads belong in the /trash/?
I'm not really sure myself.
It's probably best to just be hands off but I wonder.
In an upcoming update, registered users will be able to advertise 88x31 button link here.
Stay tuned for that.
ITT public freakouts involving police. Let's at least try not to overly glaze police or alog about how terrible people that we don't know are.
We'll start with the tale of the District Attorney's Daughter, a two part series. In the first episode, she is getting trespassed from a motel room. She refuses to identify herself to the police in a way that makes you instantly dislike her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqgX8_AYUQ
Stay tuned for the next episode.
5 months later when police stop her again, they instantly recognize her because she's gone viral in her city for the freakout in the last video. They waste no time putting up with her and pretty much instantly break out the wrap. As bad as her attitude was, I can't help but feel bad for her here.
she had a safe in her trunk with a gun and 62g of meth and a bunch of silver bars and weed
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Beneath it, we carve out our neon dreams and dystopian fantasies. This is the Cyberpunk Thread, a digital alleyway where art bleeds into reality, and reality is as mutable as the code that binds us.
What You'll Find Here
> art
> cosplay
> cityscapes
> architecture
> gadgets
> weaponry
> cybernetics
Jack in. Plug your consciousness into this shared hallucination. Whether you’re a console cowboy, a street samurai, or a netrunner tracing the data lines of the megacorporations, this thread is your sanctuary.
Welcome to the future, chummer.
These are all great outfits, but why are they being worn by women?
>>0x000045
> why are they being worn by women?
We like women, especially when they are attractive.
You can post dudes as well. But it's surprisingly hard to easily find a "cyberpunk character" that isn't AI.
real girl not AI
>>0x000041
> ngl i want to have sex with this robot
me watching ghost in the shell. why wld a borg have boobs? idk. but it's nice.
>>0x000048
> why wld a borg have boobs?
It makes sense for a cyborg to retain some semblance of authentic humanity. Easier to interact with people.
As for the Borg from the Trek, I have no answers for that one. I guess everyone likes boobs.
No Buying. No Selling. Feds will see this at some point. I will not protect you.
I'm hijacking the OP to use a better thumbnail.
Enjoy.
Who cares if feds see this thread? Weed is legal practically everywhere now. It's about time too
> practically everywhere
it is the Friday of smoking weed for me as well
>>0x000007
Found the Britbong
